But this is serious. Ukraine’s bullshit, and Israel’s a joke. How many people can you kill in one day? Israel can kill a lot, even on the Parking Lot, and so can Russia: They can kill everyone they need to kill since 1812, or was that 1709, or maybe my Memory’s a bit foggy?
The “Joke” is that Russians get the “joke.” Heard it before, wasn’t very funny. Stupid joke, no mirth nor humor in it. Good Lord, what are we even talking about? I’m stepping on my reputation that it’s the current kerfuffle in “Whatever Parts,” which I’m kind of gonna “DM,” the “Whatever Parts,” because it’s a part of Humanity, and “Humanity” matters, no matter what your local Chimp situation is.
I was going to go in a different direction with this piece, but here it is, with its “Whatever Parts.” For anyone actually pretending to be reading, you are getting what I’m saying. You get the this or that, but, the bottom line is: Who’s got the Chimp? The Chimp is lost wandering, in a Desert; Chimp needs to “Phone Home,” but has got no Phone. No Phone, no Home. Good Lord: Can we get, charitably (that’s a Joke), the Chimp home? Can we do it, or all we just that pathetically incompetent?